Australian Bushroots - Stories from the Aussie Bush » Eskimo Yabbies http://bushroots.com/wp A showcase for ideas and discussion on art, poetry, music, publishing and design that are born from the Australian Bush Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:06:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Eskimo Yabbies http://bushroots.com/wp/2009/02/eskimo-yabbies/ http://bushroots.com/wp/2009/02/eskimo-yabbies/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:07:27 +0000 WebMaster http://bushroots.com/wp/?p=409 For the man who has everything.

What you need

  • Hot day
  • Nothing better to do
  • Comfy portable chair
  • Esky full of beer and ice
  • Esky full of fresh caught, boiled yabbies on ice
  • Shady tree

What you do

Isn’t it bloody obvious?

Tricks & Tips

Sit as close to the two esky’s as possible so as to conserve energy. Get yourself into a hypnotic yabby peeling beer drinking state and if someone speaks to you either ignore them, or just grunt till they go away.

Rating

Sheer bliss. Wives tend to dislike this one.

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