Eskimo Yabbies

For the man who has everything.

What you need

  • Hot day
  • Nothing better to do
  • Comfy portable chair
  • Esky full of beer and ice
  • Esky full of fresh caught, boiled yabbies on ice
  • Shady tree

What you do

Isn’t it bloody obvious?

Tricks & Tips

Sit as close to the two esky’s as possible so as to conserve energy. Get yourself into a hypnotic yabby peeling beer drinking state and if someone speaks to you either ignore them, or just grunt till they go away.


Sheer bliss. Wives tend to dislike this one.