Vegetarian Soup

This one sorts out the men from the politically correct, sensitive new age boys.

What you need

• 1 juicy giant rump steak per man
• Worcestershire sauce 
• 1 stubby
• Road map

What you do

Drop steaks in hot camp oven, splash with sauce, put lid on and drink half a stubby. Then turn steaks over splash with sauce, put lid on and drink other half of stubby.

Tricks & Tips

If anyone in the camp won’t eat it give them the road map and show them where to go.

Rating

Excellent, unless you actually are a vegetarian.