Eskimo Yabbies

For the man who has everything.

What you need

  • Hot day
  • Nothing better to do
  • Comfy portable chair
  • Esky full of beer and ice
  • Esky full of fresh caught, boiled yabbies on ice
  • Shady tree

What you do

Isn’t it bloody obvious?

Tricks & Tips

Sit as close to the two esky’s as possible so as to conserve energy. Get yourself into a hypnotic yabby peeling beer drinking state and if someone speaks to you either ignore them, or just grunt till they go away.

Rating

Sheer bliss. Wives tend to dislike this one.

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